The Dud Report

Things reported by a.D. Miles

Newt’s open marriage was just the start…

Besides his marriage, here’s a list of other things in Newt Gingrich’s life that he wants to be “open”:

1. Faced Sandwiches.

2. Door policies (especially when he’s around a refrigerator).

3. His mouth (whenever he is within ten feet of any form of chocolate or dough).

4. Minds (when considering what in his vicinity might be considered “edible”).

5. Ended Questions (about what one might stuff into a dumpling).